Mama: Henry! Pay attention! Halloween is coming!
Henry: Mama...I am not so sure about this...my bib....it's got a face...I think it's creepy.
Mama:You are the cutest little think I have EVER SEEN!
Henry: *eye roll*
Mama: So so so cute!!!
Henry: Mom...what I am looking for is something sorta tough...like...skulls or something. You got anything like that?
Henry: That's what I'm talking about! Now just spike my hair up a little...
Henry: Shut up
Mama: I have one more thing...
Henry: Is it a wallet with a chain on it? Oh please let it be a wallet with a chain on it. It would really complete the look!
Henry: Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no.
Mama: *burst into tears at cuteness* *kiss*kiss*hug*hug*kiss*kiss*
Henry: At least there are only eight days until this is all over...surely there are no other holidays that will require this many outfits.
Henry: What the....oh. wait. Did you say this holiday has to do with FOOD? Oh, I think I LOVE this one!!
Mama: Now where can I find a Pilgrims hat??
**for the record, NONE of these are his actual Halloween costume. That will be seen later**