So I was working yesterday. The door rang and I went to get it. It was a client I haven't seen in awhile. The conversation went as follows:
Him: Well Hello there!
Me: *large friendly smile* Well hello!
Him : Aren't you the one who was having a baby?
Me: Yep! That was me *Smiling with pride about upcoming conversation about my perfect child*
Him: So...are you still pregnant?
Me: Um...no...I had my baby. He is almost three months old. He is wonderful! *force smile to show the misunderstanding is NO BIG DEAL.*
Him: *Oblivious to mistake* Oh, three months is a good age! I have a nineteen month old
Me: (In my head...clearly), "do I SERIOUSLY still look pregnant fella?? SERIOUSLY???" *kick him in shin*
Me: (actual spoken word) Hahaha *awkward laugh since he finds nothing funny* I am sure 19 months is fun. We are loving three months!
Me: (back in my head) seriously?? SERIOUSLY???
Him: *blissfully unaware* See ya later!
Me: Huh? Oh...bye.
For the record, I DO NOT still look pregnant. I don't. I don't. I don't. Stupid man.
Also, even if I did a little...he is totally worth it...but I TOTALLY don't. *giant sigh* **picture completely irrelevant to post seeing as how Henry is laying on top of my stomach and you cannot see if I still look pregnant, but whatever. It is a sweet picture of my boy and his non-pregnant mama!**